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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 15:48:14 GMT

NEWS FLASH! YTMND WINS!!!

The content in question that was stolen from YTMND has been removed from Ebaumsworld.com!

http://ytmnd4thewin.ytmnd.com/

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 15:47:33 GMT

Long time, no post.

So as many of you may know, I am a member of a site called YTMND.com. This site hosts content made by the original creators, such as myself. Ebaumsworld.com STEALS content from users and watermarks it as their own. Recently, Ebaumsworld got caught red handed stealing content from YTMND.com. YTMND users started a "war" against Ebaumsworld.com. In an e-mail from the president of Ebaumsworld Inc, he insulted YTMND users. You can read those e-mails at http://www.ytmnd.com/news/?news_id=17

Now, who uses LOL and BTW in a legal letter? Come on man!

Of course, this has spawned some funny, and some TRUE YTMND sites against Ebaumsworld and these letters. Here are the funniest, and most true ones.

http://baumanletters.ytmnd.com/
http://maxrocksmysocks.ytmnd.com/
http://myyiddishcup.ytmnd.com/
http://toomanyposts.ytmnd.com/
http://cyberterrorists.ytmnd.com/
http://bbullshit.ytmnd.com/
http://ebdeath.ytmnd.com/

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Sun, 27 Nov 2005 22:59:48 GMT

You must watch this movie trailer NOW!

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/theproducers.html

I haven't been this excited for a movie since Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. This looks brilliant! This is just to let you all know that this is my "day after Christmas" plan!

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Sat, 26 Nov 2005 15:14:16 GMT

This will be my last post from Florida. I am currently sitting in West Palm Beach International Airport, waiting for my flight back home. Did I mention I have 2 hours to kill till my flight takes off?

Anyways, time to rant about stupid people again! This time, the topic is stupid people in Michigan. Yesterday is the biggest shopping day of the year, the day after Thanksgiving. So what do people in Michigan do to celebrate? TRAMPLE OVER OTHER SHOPPERS! Yes, as the doors of a Wal-Mart were opened, a herd of morons plowed in hoping to get the best deal on their useless crap for Christmas. It's not really a deal when you have to have your front teeth knocked out to buy it. Come on people, Christmas is still a month away! Do you have to do all of the shopping on one day, and if you DO decide to do that, does it have to be the same day for every living idiot that makes that same choice?

Anyways, this part of Florida is boring. It's all old people and beaches. After 2 days (1 for the old people, 1 for the beaches), there is nothing else to do. I'm so glad I leave today. I never thought I'd say this, but I can't wait to be in good ol' Cincinnati.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Thu, 24 Nov 2005 14:36:30 GMT

Happy fucking Thanksgiving everyone! A great day to spend with family, so they can criticize your looks and life choices. Don't you just love it?

Anyways, I also figured out that Thanksgiving is the reason that I had thought all musicals were lame for so many years. My family is watching the Macy Thanksgiving parade. They "kick it off" with songs from several musicals. Yes, they did a song from "Dirty Rotton Scoundrels", a musical that is OK, but not fantastic. On top of that, the song was editted to my displeasure. The other shows, were AWFUL!!! I mean, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? WTF??? I swear, that show is for retarted 1st graders! I wanted to shoot puppies to counter the terror of that show! The worst part, my sister actually WANTED to watch the parade!

So we can all blame the fucking Macy company for ruining people's perception of what musicals are.

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Wed, 23 Nov 2005 05:48:54 GMT

This post is coming to you LIVE from nice, and WARM Florida!

While down here, I've seen effects of Hurricane Rita. Almost every sign for a restaurant or store has holes in them, or just has had everything blown out completly leaving just the shell. Palm trees bent over, and road signs at weird angles. I can only imagine the storm that went through here. I know I made some fun at the expense of hurricane victims with my TERRIBLE and OFFENSIVE YTMND sites (Which you can view here! http://blameforkatrina.ytmnsfw.com/ http://katrinacoaster.ytmnd.com/) But I am taking a new direction! No more making fun of hurricane victims!

But...

Stupid people are still fair game! So my family was driving to the airport today, and we drove by some buildings being constructed. My dad goes, "Are those condos they're building?" To which my mom replies, "I don't know, but I think it's supposed to be something." NO SHIT THEY ARE SOMETHING!!! Yeah, let's build a whole lotta nothing.

If anyone has any thoughts that I am too harsh with people, this just shows that I am an equal opportunity offender. Even if I need to insult myself, I will do it.

OK, so another thing I need to talk about, when we were on the shuttle to the rental car, these "gold members" were whining and complaining that the shuttle didn't let them off right at their car. STOP WHINING! You get off the shuttle first, and you get dropped off really close to the car. WHY COMPLAIN!?!?! The gold membership isn't a "wipe your ass for you" program. It is a program that gives you benefits, like being dropped off first.

Anyways, it's 1:46, and I need sleep. FUH in FLA, out!

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 00:01:37 GMT

OK, my first non-bashing Xanga post. Theater Xavier wins so much. Being with you all was so amazing, and you did a spectacular job with the show. I will be joining you for Les Mis this year, and will try to make it to a practice or two for that show. And yes, I got the quiet backstage joke. I was very impressed by the company.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Wed, 16 Nov 2005 13:56:33 GMT

OK, I wasn't going to make a post today, but I HAVE to post this.

Many people know I have a major issue with super conservative Christians, and I found the ultimate example of that.

"EVERYTHING IS UNGODLY!!!"

If you know that quote, you know what's coming...

So the show Trading Spouses seems innocent enough. Two wives trade families for a week, and America watches. This woman went on this show, and went ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY INSANE!!! As always, I have proof!

GOD WARRIOR!!!

So she is a "God Warrior" is she? What, does she think she was given a crusade by God to appear on Trading Spouses? Damn woman, get a grip on reality!

And not to mention...

GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS! HAVE YOU BEEN PRAYING TO JESUS SO FUCKING MUCH THAT YOU GAIN 500 POUNDS??? STOP WORSHIPING JESUS (or maybe it's St. McDonald?) AND GET HEALTHY!!!

Now of course, this has spawned some YTMNDs!!!

God Warrior
I am the warrior!
God Warriorrrrrrrr!!!!!
God Warrior Bobblehead!
I'm wearing the Lord's Armor!!!

And the best one by far...

YTMND is UNGODLY!!!

DAAP is ungodly!!!

EDIT!!!

Another ungodly good YTMND!

United States of Ungodly!

Friday, November 11, 2005

Fri, 11 Nov 2005 23:13:40 GMT

Long time, no insult!

OK, my ex sent me a drunk dial last night. Here is the context of that message...

"HI! It's me, I'm so fucking shitfaced! JUST FUCK! I love it here, I love you, I love you, I've always loved you, you the cutest person ever, I love you so much, oh my god I love you! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M SHITFACED! I'm drunk bye."

I couldn't tell who it was when I heard the message, and I didn't recognize the phone #. I called the number, and found out it was her, so I hung up and did not leave a message. I soon got another message with this as the audio:

"Um hi, I just found this number on my cellphone. I don't know, uh, why you're calling or who you're intending on reaching but I'm just calling back to see if you really, I don't know. If I actually drunk dialed you last night, I really don't know who I am calling. So sorry, bye."

1) How did she dial me if she didn't know my phone number?
2) If she still loves me so much, why did she do all that shit to me at the end of our relationship? (the incidents in question will not be posted, but she will know what I mean).
3) Some have told me she wants to know if I really cared for her in our relationship. Yes, I did, but after the incidents mentioned above, I don't anymore.

Here is a fun link, pay most attention to the 2nd and 3rd groups ranted about in this video.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/114212

And to spread out the insults, here is one making fun of something I do alot. Pay attention to the 1st group insulted here.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/222484

So yeah, it's been awhile since I've updated, but oh well.

To any TXers that may stumble across this, hope opening night went well. Can't wait to see you all again closing night!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 22:50:48 GMT

EMO KID!!!

Emo kids suck. So this kid thinks he's so cool and emo cause he cut himself in front of his dad. He even posted pictures of the scratches he made on his forearm, not even the wrist as he claims. I hate emo kids. Get help if you really have problems and stop bitching about them, or go kill yourselves.

Yeah, and new YTMNDs!!!

Brian Peppers is a Bengals fan!
N*gg* stole my ball!