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| This post is coming to you LIVE from nice, and WARM Florida!
While down here, I've seen effects of Hurricane Rita. Almost every sign
for a restaurant or store has holes in them, or just has had everything
blown out completly leaving just the shell. Palm trees bent over, and
road signs at weird angles. I can only imagine the storm that went
through here. I know I made some fun at the expense of hurricane
victims with my TERRIBLE and OFFENSIVE YTMND sites (Which you can view
here! http://blameforkatrina.ytmnsfw.com/ http://katrinacoaster.ytmnd.com/) But I am taking a new direction! No more making fun of hurricane victims!
But...
Stupid people are still fair game! So my family was driving to the
airport today, and we drove by some buildings being constructed. My dad
goes, "Are those condos they're building?" To which my mom replies, "I
don't know, but I think it's supposed to be something." NO SHIT THEY
ARE SOMETHING!!! Yeah, let's build a whole lotta nothing.
If anyone has any thoughts that I am too harsh with people, this just
shows that I am an equal opportunity offender. Even if I need to insult
myself, I will do it.
OK, so another thing I need to talk about, when we were on the shuttle
to the rental car, these "gold members" were whining and complaining
that the shuttle didn't let them off right at their car. STOP WHINING!
You get off the shuttle first, and you get dropped off really close to
the car. WHY COMPLAIN!?!?! The gold membership isn't a "wipe your ass
for you" program. It is a program that gives you benefits, like being
dropped off first.
Anyways, it's 1:46, and I need sleep. FUH in FLA, out!
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| OK, my first non-bashing Xanga post. Theater Xavier wins so much. Being with you all was so amazing, and you did a spectacular job with the show. I will be joining you for Les Mis this year, and will try to make it to a practice or two for that show. And yes, I got the quiet backstage joke. I was very impressed by the company. | | |
| OK, I wasn't going to make a post today, but I HAVE to post this.
Many people know I have a major issue with super conservative Christians, and I found the ultimate example of that.
"EVERYTHING IS UNGODLY!!!"
If you know that quote, you know what's coming...
So the show Trading Spouses seems innocent enough. Two wives trade families for a week, and America watches. This woman went on this show, and went ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY INSANE!!! As always, I have proof!
GOD WARRIOR!!!
So she is a "God Warrior" is she? What, does she think she was given a crusade by God to appear on Trading Spouses? Damn woman, get a grip on reality!
And not to mention...
GET OFF YOUR FUCKING ASS! HAVE YOU BEEN PRAYING TO JESUS SO FUCKING MUCH THAT YOU GAIN 500 POUNDS??? STOP WORSHIPING JESUS (or maybe it's St. McDonald?) AND GET HEALTHY!!!
Now of course, this has spawned some YTMNDs!!!
God Warrior
I am the warrior!
God Warriorrrrrrrr!!!!!
God Warrior Bobblehead!
I'm wearing the Lord's Armor!!!
And the best one by far...
YTMND is UNGODLY!!!
DAAP is ungodly!!!
EDIT!!!
Another ungodly good YTMND!
United States of Ungodly! | | |
| Long time, no insult!
OK, my ex sent me a drunk dial last night. Here is the context of that message...
"HI! It's me, I'm so fucking shitfaced! JUST FUCK! I love it here, I
love you, I love you, I've always loved you, you the cutest person
ever, I love you so much, oh my god I love you! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M
SHITFACED! I'm drunk bye."
I couldn't tell who it was when I heard the message, and I didn't
recognize the phone #. I called the number, and found out it was her,
so I hung up and did not leave a message. I soon got another message
with this as the audio:
"Um hi, I just found this number on my cellphone. I don't know, uh, why
you're calling or who you're intending on reaching but I'm just calling
back to see if you really, I don't know. If I actually drunk dialed you
last night, I really don't know who I am calling. So sorry, bye."
1) How did she dial me if she didn't know my phone number?
2) If she still loves me so much, why did she do all that shit to me at
the end of our relationship? (the incidents in question will not be
posted, but she will know what I mean).
3) Some have told me she wants to know if I really cared for her in our
relationship. Yes, I did, but after the incidents mentioned above, I
don't anymore.
Here is a fun link, pay most attention to the 2nd and 3rd groups ranted about in this video.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/114212
And to spread out the insults, here is one making fun of something I do alot. Pay attention to the 1st group insulted here.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/222484
So yeah, it's been awhile since I've updated, but oh well.
To any TXers that may stumble across this, hope opening night went well. Can't wait to see you all again closing night!
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| EMO KID!!!
Emo kids suck. So this kid thinks he's so cool and emo cause he cut himself in front of his dad. He even posted pictures of the scratches he made on his forearm, not even the wrist as he claims. I hate emo kids. Get help if you really have problems and stop bitching about them, or go kill yourselves.
Yeah, and new YTMNDs!!!
Brian Peppers is a Bengals fan!
N*gg* stole my ball! | | |
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